PM remarks get a laugh in London
Theresa May has suggested she could be locked up in the Isle of Man if her rival Jeremy Corbyn becomes leader.
The UK Prime Minister was entertaining journalists at the Westminster Correspondents' Dinner earlier this week.
As well as anecdotes from her first year in office - and one of walking in on a couple having sex while out canvassing - she recalled her own vision of a dystopian future with the Labour leader in No 10.
Watch the full speech here - begins in earnest around the 07:40 mark:
Theresa May at Westminster Correspondents Dinner https://t.co/Y5nNC04rnf
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